Tzofit and John

So…today is the day that John Terry learns his fate regarding his continued role as England Captain. However I've also heard it alleged that Mrs. Bridge was not the only Chelsea wife to receive a box full of Terry's All Gold during recent times…who could the lucky lady be??

Coincidence would have it that today is also the day that the identify of the Premier League manager caught visiting a brothel late last year has been revealed. Whilst the mystery identity was no secret on the internet it seems that the tabloids have managed to make new headlines out of an old story now that the legal shackles preventing them from reporting on the story have been lifted.

Perhaps this has been aided by the less than conventional response of Mrs. Grant. 46 year old Tzofit, wife of Avram for 16 years, has been quoted as saying…

“He’s the Portsmouth manager and it’s a tough job,” she said. “He needs a massage not from one woman but two. Morning and night. He’s a great manager with amazing potential who is stuck in a shitty team."

“He owes no one any explanation and the fact he chose to have a massage doesn’t make it a brothel. If he had a good time there as well, that’s cool. It was in broad daylight and he walked in there wearing a Portsmouth tracksuit and came out of there smiling because he had nothing to hide. Do you think he would have done that if that was a brothel?”

On brothels in general Mrs. Grant says… “You men need it,” she said. “I only feel sorry for the women involved . . . I’m not cross with him about this kind of rubbish but only about one thing — and I told him that. I’m cross that he doesn’t start every morning and end every night with a massage.”

Now a few things strike me here…

Firstly, Tzofit obviously has no clue about football…to heap such praise on Portsmouth by describing them as "shitty" reveals a fundamental lack of knowledge of Pompeys true stature in the game….they make previous laughing stock football clubs, like my own beloved Newcastle United, look like well oiled efficient business machines run by truly great visionary entrepreneurs. 4 owners in one season and the latest one freely admits that he has no desire whatsoever to maintain a long term interest in the club??? WTF is that all about???

Secondly, I'm concerned about the girls at the massage parlour…what sort of loose women are they, that they freely accept a man in a Portsmouth Tracksuit into their establishment…c'mon girls…raise your standards a little bit.

Thirdly, if Mr. Grant has the sort of loose change to blow on "professional" ladies then if I were a supporter, given the dire financial crisis that Portsmouth find themselves in, I'd be interested to know what sort of salary he is actually drawing from the club. It would seem somewhat ironic that Mr. Grant is fucking supporters of a club that is itself fucked.

Finally, I don’t know what Mrs. Grant does for entertainment whilst her husband is visiting such establishments for his twice daily rub down, but I can certainly point her in the direction of a potential partner who seems to have an equally high disregard for moral fortitude….John Terry, Tzofit Grant…you are well suited to each other.